Text // Watson

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
The trollop you've been seeing left her undergarments under my pillow. - SH

[John Watson]

Oh, Sherlock, I purposely left it there for you as a gift. You should feel more appreciated for that. - JW

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
The term you're looking for is appreciative and now, quite frankly, I'm concerned. Are you, by chance, a cross-dresser? - SH

[John Watson]

Would you quit correcting me? Well.. maybe I am cross dressing.. a little. - JW

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
Just...stay out of my room. - SH

[John Watson]

Well maybe your bed is like a cloud. You should get a lock for your door. - JW

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
I'd convince you but that takes effort and my effort is best used elsewhere. - SH

[John Watson]

Well I'm not installing it for you. You're room, you put the lock on the door. Could you like.. I don't know. Put the lock on your door? I'm busy at the moment. At work. - JW

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
Your* And no, I will not install the bloody thing. I'll just continue to mock you publicly and ruin any chance of you managing to hold down what you consider to be a 'real' job. - SH

[John Watson]

Sherlock! Stop bloody correcting me. Oh yeah? My job actually brings in money that pays for the bills, rent and groceries. Your 'job' does not bring in any. So why don't you get off that armchair and find a job? - JW

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
Do you think Mrs Hudson let me stay in the flat for the five years prior to our first meeting for free? How do you think I got groceries prior to you moving in? My bills were taken care of. All of my financial needs were taken care of without the help of a 'real' job. No, I won't stop correcting you, by the way. - SH

[John Watson]

Well you did say that Mrs.Hudson owed you a favor Sherlock. Alright you know, I enjoy being a Doctor, so at least be happy that I am doing a job that I enjoy Sherlock.. Then in that case I won't stop nagging you to get a real job. - JW

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
Have fun wasting your breath, Watson. - SH

[John Watson]

I'm not coming home tonight so you will have to order yourself some take out or something. - JW

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
Having a sleepover with your trollop? - SH

[John Watson]

That is a possibility. - JW

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
Do I know this trollop you're canoodling with? How long before she runs away or you start confusing her with all of your previous failed romances? - SH

[John Watson]

Oh alright.. I have a confession to make Sherlock. I have been dating Greg Lestrade's sister. I don't know, there is only one way to find out, but then we have been dating since before you finally decided to show yourself to the world after your.. fall.- JW

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
...Right, what do you want your epitaph to say? Once Lestrade finds out, you're a dead man and that's assuming you're not making yet another pathetic attempt at humor. - SH

[John Watson]

I doubt Lestrade will try to kill me. He's not that much of a hot head. I'm not humoring you at all Sherlock. Epitaph? Absolutely nothing. - JW

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
Noted. - SH

[John Watson]

Sherlock, did you pick the milk up today like I asked? - JW

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