Texts From Last Night

[Idris]

A big thank you to my friend Miah for this idea. She has this game on her site and it's so hilarious that I thought we might try it out here.

This is very simple. Go to textsfromlastnight.com and find a text that your character would send to someone. But they can't be mentioned in topics as this is an IC but out-of-topic game.

No rude texts, but if you must use an asterix (*) to hide part of the word. This is supposed to be fun so don't use texts that are insulting. It's a free-for-all, and you don't have to 'reply' to the text you just got.

Here's a code you can use, but you don't have to.

Code:

[center][size=18][color=*pick a colour][b]Sender to Receiver[/b][/color][/size]
"Message goes here"[/center]

Basically it's supposed to be fun, so it doesn't always have to make sense. ENJOY!

[Amy Pond]

Amy to Sherlock
"John's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco. If you ever get him this high again, I will stab you."

[Yasmin Mae Collins]

Yasmin to Tenth Doctor
"You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working"

[Ace McShane]

Ace to Doctor
"I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know."

[Ace McShane]

Ace to The Doctor
"sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm"

[Ace McShane]

Ace to MOM
"You made me cry and you don't even care"

Ace to The Doctor
"We made it safely. Thanks for the call though."

[Amy Pond]

Amy to Sherlock
"What compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?"

[Guest]

Nessie to Ianto
"You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities."

[Sneight Survis]

Sneight to Sophia

"Just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day."

[Amy Pond]

Amy to Richard
"Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain."

[Amy Pond]

Amy to Eleventh Doctor
"You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality."

[Jack Harkness]

Jack to Ianto
We gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: "TWO STRAWS! JACK'S AN ENGINEER, HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT!"

[Guest]

River to the 11th doctor
It took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar

[Greg Lestrade]

Lestrade to self
"I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first."

[Anthony Wellington]

Anthony to Allisson
"Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?"

[Ace McShane]

Ace to Doctor
"If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die"

[Nathaniel Wellington]

Nathaniel to Anthony
"I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake."

[Amy Pond]

Amy to Sherlock
"If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face."

[John Watson]

John to Amy
"Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly."

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
"Did you come by the house last night? I found a half-eaten corn dog in the mailbox."

[John Watson]

Watson to Sherlock
"Can I ever just make out with someone and NOT get friend-requested by them the next day?!"

[Amy Pond]

Amy to John
"Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you."

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Watson
"Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming."

[Sherlock Holmes]

Sherlock to Amy
"1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all. 7) Noodle arms: engage. The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right."

[Amy Pond]

Amy to Sherlock
"I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry."

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