Re: Texts From Last Night

by **Svetlana Orlova** Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:16 pm

Sveta to Rory
"I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?"

by **The Queen of Hearts** Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:49 am

Queen Of Hearts to Owen
"Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon."

by **Svetlana Orlova** Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:52 pm

Sveta to Clara
"I just made SCOTCHSICLES! No further info is necessary."

Sveta to Rory
"I knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance."

by **Idris** Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:36 pm

Idris to Nitro-9 Girl
"Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever."

by **Amy Pond** Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:42 pm

Amy to Sherlock
"Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears."

Amy to Mycroft
"Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again."

Amy to Clara
"I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube. You need to come save me from myself."

by **Vasilisa Tchaikovsky** Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:16 pm

Vasilisa to Greg
"You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced."

by **Idris** Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:56 am

Idris to Eleventh Doctor
"My head is just one big fuzz right now... It's like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear."

Idris to Ice
"Well, we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night..."

Idris to Soufflé Girl
"This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened."

by **Clara Oswald** Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:44 am

Clara to Amy
"I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life."

Clara to Idris
"We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell!"

Clara to Eleventh Doctor
"Yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child."

by **Idris** Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:18 pm

Idris to Soufflé Girl
"I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer."

Idris to Ice
"She could makes a perfect roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn."

Idris to Eleventh Doctor
"She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again."

by Guest Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:24 am

Winter to The Master
"My god. Flirty humans are dumb. It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse."

Winter to The Tenth Doctor
"it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off."

by **Anthea** Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:51 pm

Anthea to Mycroft
"My plans? Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters."

by **The Pariah** Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:06 am

Demory to Jonah
"I heard you got drunk for the first time last night. I also heard that there was a naked man dancing on a billboard around that same time."

by **Lewis Carroll** Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:04 am

Lewis to Miss Moxxi
"Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water."

by Guest Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:50 am

Abby to Lestrade
"Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork."

by **Svetlana Orlova** Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:07 pm

Sveta to Rory
"I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater."

Sveta to Clara
"I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream."

Sveta to Warrick
"If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job."

by **Rory Williams** Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:55 am

(omg I found the perfect response XD)

Rory to Sveta
"Fine, the cosby sweater is yours, as long as I can keep the whip and assless chaps."

by **Anthea** Fri Sep 13, 2013 4:42 pm

Anthea to Myroft
"Lost her for two hours. She was banging a Russian guy in her car in the parking lot. He told her she was majestic."

Anthea to Ivana
"I immediately knew he was tripping. He came over with a grocery bag of snowballs and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country."

Anthea to Sherlock
"She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her."

by Guest Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:04 pm

Patience to Watson
"we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing"

by **Svetlana Orlova** Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:06 am

Sveta to Clara
"He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes."

Sveta to Rory
"Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con."

Sveta to Warrick
"It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes."

by **Rory Williams** Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:45 am

Rory to Clara
"If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can."

Rory to Amy
"My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated"

Rory to Sveta
"I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana."

by **The Queen of Hearts** Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:05 pm

Miss Moxxi to Clara
"I can't bring an entire litre to the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna."

Miss Moxxi to Lewis
"I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home."

Miss Moxxi to Jack
"I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!"

by Guest Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:49 am

Winter to The Master
"I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET."

by **Idris** Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:59 am

Idris to Soufflé Girl
"He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach."

Idris to Eleventh Doctor
"We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or you're getting a child leash."

Idris to Ice
"Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship. Did I run away from you last night?"

by Guest Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:51 am

Winter to Idris
"Where was The Oncoming Storm when you were sniffing the bouncer?"

by **Svetlana Orlova** Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:48 pm

Sveta to Clara
"The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day..."

Sveta to Rory
"Any idea why the fuck I would replace all the music on my iPod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?"

Sveta to Warrick
"Forgot to tell you - the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok!)"

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