Re: Texts From Last Night

by **Rory Williams** Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:00 pm

Rory to Sveta
"There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade."

Rory to Clara
"well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen."

Rory to Amy
"THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION"

by Guest Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:09 pm

Winter To The Master
"You got drunk. I got mad. Thought you'd like to know how your arm got broken."

by **The Master** Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:01 pm

The Master to Winter

"I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it."

P.S. That is why I drink. Oh, and I will get you for the broken arm. Just wait...

by **Ivana Romanova** Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:44 pm

Ivana to The Master
"Answer my text, you professional douchebag. And I mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible."

Ivana to Patrick Jane
"I mean I do want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave..."

by Guest Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:25 am

Barbara to Ace
"you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet..."

by Guest Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:20 pm

Winter Mills To The Master
"You know how often you promise revenge upon those who oppose you?

Turns out that when you are drunk you promise sex instead.

Over 50 men are still looking for you in that bar we visited last week."

by Guest Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:31 pm

The Firebreather to Meta Crisis Tenth Doctor
"jkdafifdoafdaoi

Sorry. Some drunk stole my phone, face palmed into it. Sent it. Then stumbled off in slow motion.

I love drunk humans."

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