Re: Texts From Last Night

by **Anthony Wellington** Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:41 pm

Anthony to Allisson
"Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly."

by **Sherlock Holmes** Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:13 pm

Sherlock to Watson
"Officially dragged you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed! And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes."

by **Sherlock Holmes** Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:17 pm

Sherlock to Amy
"Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy."

by **Amy Pond** Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:22 pm

Amy to Watson
"It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life. I could be a kindergarten teacher"

by **Allisson Carter** Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:29 pm

Allisson to Nathaniel
"The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella."

by **John Watson** Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:02 am

Watson to Sherlock
"There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?"

by **Sherlock Holmes** Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:06 am

Sherlock to Watson
"I think you should have your eyes checked. It's a chihuahua. Idiot."

by **Amy Pond** Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:13 pm

Amy to Sherlock
"Hey... There are 2 people I've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night."

by **Sherlock Holmes** Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:14 pm

Sherlock to Amy
"I said no, you said yes, I stopped arguing, and that happened."

by **John Watson** Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:07 pm

John to Sherlock
"Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour Monopoly money on me while you were crying?"

by **Amy Pond** Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:23 pm

Amy to Everyone
"There's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. Impressive."

by **Sherlock Holmes** Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:47 pm

Sherlock to Watson
"Because of last night, I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any women below a 4 from entering our flat."

by **Ace McShane** Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:30 am

Ace to Doctor
"I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute."

Ace to Amy
"Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol."

Ace to Sophia
And then after we f**ked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach

by **Sherlock Holmes** Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:00 am

Sherlock to Watson
"Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house."

by **Sherlock Holmes** Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:21 am

Sherlock to Mycroft
"So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days."

by **Sherlock Holmes** Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:22 am

Sherlock to Amy
"4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh."

by **Amy Pond** Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:34 pm

Amy to Sherlock
"All I really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. Is that too much to ask?"

by **Amy Pond** Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:53 pm

Amy to Sherlock
"Unless you consider jello shots food, the answer is no there is no dinner here."

by **Allisson Carter** Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:07 pm

Allisson to Patrick
"You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in."

by **Ace McShane** Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:35 am

Ace to Tenth Doctor
"Is it rude if I don't go?"

Ace to Sophia
"Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me Sad

No more dating nerds."

by **Sherlock Holmes** Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:31 pm

Sherlock to Amy
"You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes..."

by **Sherlock Holmes** Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:33 pm

Sherlock to Watson
"No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party."

by **Sherlock Holmes** Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:41 pm

Sherlock to Mycroft
"My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire"

by **Sherlock Holmes** Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:42 pm

Sherlock to Lestrade
"Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!"

by **Amy Pond** Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:48 pm

Amy to Sherlock
"Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FREAKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light."

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