Re: Texts From Last Night

by **John Watson** Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:38 pm

John to Sherlock
"It's been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just an FYI. For your mental health. From a soon to be psychologist. Who is drunk."

by **Sherlock Holmes** Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:31 pm

Sherlock to Watson
"Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose."

by **Nathaniel Wellington** Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:05 am

Nate to Tony
"I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there."

by **Amy Pond** Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:47 pm

Amy to Sherlock
"I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno Mars while they cook and occasionally pet me."

by Guest Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:10 pm

River about the 11th doctor
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.

by **Jack Harkness** Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:19 am

Jack to River
"I'm in his phone as 'great ass to tap'."

by **Amy Pond** Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:31 am

Amy to Watson
"I need an adult. Someone more adult than my current state."

by **Ace McShane** Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:22 pm

Ace to Doctor
"That's my new pick up line - call me a Polish name"

Ace to Capt. Jack Harkness
"You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them"

by **Amy Pond** Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:24 pm

Amy to Clara
"I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend I'm your pet dinosaur" so I walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises."

by **The Pariah** Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:54 pm

Demory to Amy
"Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?"

by **Amy Pond** Wed May 01, 2013 1:30 pm

Amy to Rory
"I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I...""

by **Rory Williams** Wed May 01, 2013 1:37 pm

Rory to Amy
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.

Demory to The Tenth Doctor
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die

by **Rory Williams** Wed May 01, 2013 4:00 pm

Rory to Amy
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me

by **Jack Harkness** Wed May 01, 2013 11:20 pm

Capt. Jack to River
"I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong."

by **Rory Williams** Thu May 02, 2013 12:42 am

Rory to Clara
"Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home."

by **Amy Pond** Thu May 02, 2013 11:11 am

Amy to Clara
"Body paints and Jell-O. Your canvas awaits."

by **Clara Oswald** Thu May 02, 2013 5:08 pm

Clara to Amy
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.

Clara to Rory
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.

by **Rory Williams** Thu May 02, 2013 5:12 pm

Rory to Amy
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.

Rory to Clara
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview

by **Clara Oswald** Thu May 02, 2013 5:19 pm

Clara to Amy
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.

Clara to Rory
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.

by **Rory Williams** Thu May 02, 2013 5:22 pm

Rory to Clara
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.

Rory to Amy
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float.

by **Svetlana Orlova** Thu May 02, 2013 5:23 pm

Sveta to Rory
"The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine..."

by **Amy Pond** Thu May 02, 2013 5:31 pm

Amy to Clara
"Well, you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy."

by **Rory Williams** Thu May 02, 2013 5:33 pm

Rory to Sveta
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.

Rory to Amy
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.

by **Svetlana Orlova** Thu May 02, 2013 5:35 pm

Sveta to Rory
"Let's play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on...."

by **Clara Oswald** Thu May 02, 2013 5:36 pm

Clara to Rory
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome

Clara to Amy
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods.

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